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As the Old Sing, So Pipe the Young, Jan Steen

Has there been singing at the table while your family is eating? A close friend will die.


geriatric ward--
the table groans
when they fold it up

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Has there been singing at the table while your family is eating? A close friend will die.
Has a light suddenly and unaccountably been seen in a carpenter’s shop? A community member will die.
Did anyone arrive at the funeral, after the procession had begun? A community member will die.
Has a corpse passed over the same road twice? A community member will die.
Have scissors been left gaping on a table? A family member will die.
Has a dish-cloth been hung on a door-knob? A family member will die.
Were sparks unintentionally left in the ashes over night? A family member will die.