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The Three Ages of Man and Death, Hans Baldung (1541–1544)

Did you keep a corpse in the house over Sunday? A family member will die.


darkening skies --
the final hours
of the weekend

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Have you baked bread, that has cracks upon its top? A close friend will die.
Have you sneezed before breakfast on Sunday morning? A close friend will die.
Have you tied on a bonnet? A close friend will die.
Is there a ringing in your ears? You will die.
Has a hairpin fallen from your hair? You will die.
Have you laid down upon on a table? You will die.
Have you worked on a sick person's dress? You will die.
Have you danced on the ground? You will die.
During sickness, have you dropped shears that have stuck into the ground? You will die.
Have you looked into a looking-glass while a corpse is in your house? You will die.
Did you pass through a funeral procession? You will die.
Have you opened an umbrella in your house? A community member will die.
Have you carried a hoe through your house? A community member will die.
Did you keep a corpse in the house over Sunday? A family member will die.
Have you broken a looking-glass? A family member will die.