Let’s get you counting corpses as quickly as possible.




Date of Birth




Quick! Let's get you back to counting your corpses



Edit your account while you are still alive.

Medieval clock with wheel-work and dials in book from c. 1450

Has a long motionless clock suddenly begun to tick? A family member will die.


lone guest gone –
the ticking
of the parlor clock

—

Find the harbinger of death.

Other ways god can kill people

See more
Has a bell rung of its own accord? A community member will die.
Have you seen a coffin in a candle? A community member will die.
Have window-shades fallen without being molested? A community member will die.
Have you seen a flower bloom out season? A community member will die.
Did rain fall into an open grave? A community member will die.
Have three raps been heard? A family member will die.
Has a long motionless clock suddenly begun to tick? A family member will die.
Have the eyes of a corpse opened of their own accord? A family member will die.