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The Calling of Saint Matthew-Caravaggo (1599-1600)

Have window-shades fallen without being molested? A community member will die.


her empty nursery ...
a sudden breeze lifts
the floral curtains

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Find the harbinger of death.

Other ways god can kill people

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Has a bell rung of its own accord? A community member will die.
Have you seen a coffin in a candle? A community member will die.
Have window-shades fallen without being molested? A community member will die.
Have you seen a flower bloom out season? A community member will die.
Did rain fall into an open grave? A community member will die.
Have three raps been heard? A family member will die.
Has a long motionless clock suddenly begun to tick? A family member will die.
Have the eyes of a corpse opened of their own accord? A family member will die.