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Find the harbinger of death.

Have you baked bread, that has cracks upon its top? A close friend will die.
Have you sneezed before breakfast on Sunday morning? A close friend will die.
Have you tied on a bonnet? A close friend will die.
Is there a ringing in your ears? You will die.
Has a hairpin fallen from your hair? You will die.
Have you laid down upon on a table? You will die.
Have you worked on a sick person's dress? You will die.
Have you danced on the ground? You will die.
During sickness, have you dropped shears that have stuck into the ground? You will die.
Have you looked into a looking-glass while a corpse is in your house? You will die.
Did you pass through a funeral procession? You will die.
Have you opened an umbrella in your house? A community member will die.
Have you carried a hoe through your house? A community member will die.
Did you keep a corpse in the house over Sunday? A family member will die.
Have you broken a looking-glass? A family member will die.
Has a bell rung of its own accord? A community member will die.
Have you seen a coffin in a candle? A community member will die.
Have window-shades fallen without being molested? A community member will die.
Have you seen a flower bloom out season? A community member will die.
Did rain fall into an open grave? A community member will die.
Have three raps been heard? A family member will die.
Has a long motionless clock suddenly begun to tick? A family member will die.
Have the eyes of a corpse opened of their own accord? A family member will die.
Has there been singing at the table while your family is eating? A close friend will die.
Has a light suddenly and unaccountably been seen in a carpenter’s shop? A community member will die.
Did anyone arrive at the funeral, after the procession had begun? A community member will die.
Has a corpse passed over the same road twice? A community member will die.
Have scissors been left gaping on a table? A family member will die.
Has a dish-cloth been hung on a door-knob? A family member will die.
Were sparks unintentionally left in the ashes over night? A family member will die.